1、英语名言

（1）Misfortunes never come alone/single.祸不单行。

（2）Constant dropping wears the stone. 滴水穿石。

（3）Life is a leaf of paper white, thereon each of us may write his word or two. 生活是一张白纸，每个人都在上面写上自己的一两句话。

（4）For man is man and master of his fate. 人就是人，是自己命运的主人。

（5）A good medicine tasks bitter.良药苦口。

（6）Live and let live. 自己生活也让别人生活。

（7）A great ship asks for deep waters.大船要走深水。

（8）From small beginnings comes great things. 伟大始于渺小。

（9）Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.没有恒心只有力量是完不成伟业。

2、英语小笑话

Dentist: Im sorry, madam, but Ill have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your sons tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。